Brand New as of 7/31/2025
MOM #2 VERSION - Just for Moms Only
Mom's Last Nerve—Now in Candle Form - Smells like Motherhood to me....
🔥 Sassy Candles for Sassy Moms
→ The Zero-Fuss Print-On-Demand Collection You Don’t Have to Pour, Pack, or Post
💁♀️ No candle-making.
📦 No shipping.
✉️ No post office lines.
🪢 No twine tying.
Just upload, sell, and sparkle ✨.
Perfect for digital sellers, busy moms, and anyone who loves turning sass into passive income.
🕯️ Sassy Candles for Sassy Moms
No Wax. No Wicks. No Worries. Just List & Profit.
Here's the magic:
You don’t have to hand-pour a single drop of wax, wrap anything in twine, or haul boxes to the post office.
👉 All you do is list the candle on Etsy.
👉 When someone buys it, Printify (a print-on-demand partner site) automatically:
Prints your design
Packs the candle
Ships it directly to your customer
Handles tracking and delivery
💡 That means you keep the profits, and they do the work.
No inventory. No shipping drama. Just good-smelling sass in candle form. 🔥
Perfect for digital product creators, tired moms with a sense of humor, or anyone who wants to sell without the stress.
🎬 “LIGHT IT AND LAUGH”
A Drama-Fueled, Tear-Triggering, Laughter-Inducing
MOM Candle Content Bundle
Brought to You by Kristie Chiles
Imagine this how it goes down in real life...
🎭 Scene: The Chicky-Filly Drive-Thru, 6:47 PM
Characters:
Becca – Soccer mom with four kids under 8, a minivan that smells like fries, and an emotional support tumbler.
Tasha – Work-from-home mom with twin toddlers, dry shampoo in her hair, and a cracked phone that still somehow functions.
[Kids yelling in the background: “HE’S LOOKING AT ME!” “MOM! SHE TOOK MY TOY!” “I HAVE TO PEE!”]
Becca: (whispers like she’s hiding from a SWAT team)
I promise you, if this line takes 3 more minutes, I’m lighting my “Don’t ask me anything” candle right here in the cup holder.
Tasha:
Girl. Please tell me you’ve seen this Etsy shop. These candles? They speak to my soul.
Look — “When this is lit… silence is not optional.”
Becca:
STOP.
That’s literally my entire parenting philosophy in one wick.
Tasha: (scrolling furiously)
Okay but listen to this one — “No grandkids yet… but here’s a candle.”
Becca:
Screaming. Crying. Sending it to my mom right now with no context.
Becca’s 4-year-old: (suddenly calm)
Can I get nuggets?
Tasha: (ignores child, still scrolling)
Omg this one — “When this is lit… my last nerve just left the building.”
Becca:
Okay no. That one’s mine. I’m claiming it. I want it on a candle, a mug, a forehead tattoo...
Tasha: (laughs and sips from a mysterious tumbler)
And look — they come with the Etsy descriptions and keywords too. You could slap this in your shop tonight.
Becca:
Wait WHAT. This is commercial-use?
Tasha:
Yep. 75 sayings. All done-for-you. No upsells. Just pure exhausted-mom gold.
[Kids start screaming in harmony again]
Becca:
I haven’t felt this seen since they brought back drive-thru iced coffee.
Send me the link. I need all of them. Right now.
Tasha: (grinning)
Already did. Check your texts. And light a candle, sis. We’re surviving.
👩👧👦 In a world… where moms are overworked, overtired, and one step away from snapping…
One woman dares to give them something more powerful than a nap, more satisfying than silence, and more therapeutic than therapy...
A candle.
But not just any candle.
A candle that speaks the truth, lights the mood, and makes every mom mutter:
“Omg... this is so me.”
🕯️**“When This Is Lit…” Moms Click Add to Cart**
If you've been wondering WHAT to list on Etsy, this is for you!
75 Hilarious Candle Sayings Made for the Tired, Sarcastic, and Secretly Savage Mom Market on Etsy
Bundle Includes Commercial Use Rights + Etsy-Optimized Listings — No Upsells, No Fluff, Just Pure Seller Gold
💡The #1 Rule of Etsy?
Sell what people relate to.
And there is no one more relatable than a tired mom on Etsy at midnight…
👩👧👦 Age 28–50
📱 Browsing on mobile while hiding in the bathroom
🧘♀️ Searching for gifts that make her feel seen
😂 Desperate for a laugh or even just 5 minutes of peace
She’s over the “Best Mom Ever” candles.
She wants one that says:
“When this is lit... do not ask me what’s for dinner.”
🎬 Enter stage left:
The Funny Mom Candle Sayings Bundle
A drama-filled, laughter-powered, done-for-you listing kit designed to make your shop stand out — and your candles sell themselves.
💥 Here’s What You Get:
✅ 50 Funny, Relatable Candle Sayings
Think:
– “No grandkids yet… but here’s a candle”
– “I kept everyone alive today — you’re welcome”
– “Smells like my last nerve just burned out”
✅ 25 “When This Is Lit…” Quotes
Built for boundaries, breakdowns, and blackout humor.
Examples:
– “When this is lit… silence is not optional”
– “When this is lit… I’m ignoring reality”
– “When this is lit… my brain is buffering”
✅ Etsy-Optimized Descriptions + Keyword Suggestions
– Copy-paste listings made for Etsy SEO
– Emotional hooks that connect fast
– Built-in keywords for candles, moms, gifts & self-care
✅ Commercial Use License
– Sell on Etsy, Shopify, Gumroad, Stan Store, or bundle it up as a printable gift guide
– Use for POD candles, mugs, stickers, t-shirts & more
– YES, you keep 100% of what you make
👩💻 Who This Is For:
✔️ Etsy & POD sellers
✔️ Digital marketers and bundle creators
✔️ Affiliate marketers selling in the mom/lifestyle/gift niche
✔️ Anyone targeting emotionally exhausted moms with great senses of humor
😫 The Problem:
You're stuck writing candle quotes that feel flat
You’re lost in a sea of generic gift products
You know your customers want something that feels custom… but you don’t have the time (or energy) to write 75 sayings from scratch
🎯 The Solution:
🔥 Plug-and-post content made to connect, convert, and make your buyers feel like you read their group texts
Whether you’re launching new candle designs or creating a funny Mother’s Day collection — this bundle has the quotes, the context, and the copy you need.
🎁 Here's What’s Inside:
🕯️ Item 💬 Description
✅ 50 Funny Candle Sayings Snarky, sweet, and seriously relatable
✅ 25 “When This Is Lit…” Sayings For bedtime chaos, locked doors, and mental vacations
✅ 75 Etsy-Ready Descriptions Keyword-packed, emotion-loaded copy
✅ 75 Keyword Sets Save hours of research — just paste & post
✅ Commercial Use Rights Use in your listings, products, bundles, or promos
🔥 One Simple Price.
No upsells. No downsells. Just pure product fuel.
Designed for sellers who want to stand out, connect fast, and give their buyers exactly what they’re craving.
🛍️ What Makes This Bundle So Powerful?
Because these candles say what moms are really thinking.
And when your product speaks their truth?
👉 It sells.
📥 Instant Download | 📢 Full Commercial Use |
💸 Yours for One Low Price
👇 Scroll-stopping candles start right here:
👉 [GET INSTANT ACCESS NOW]
75 Hilarious Candle Sayings Made for the Tired, Sarcastic, and Secretly Savage Mom Market on Etsy
Bundle Includes Commercial Use Rights + Etsy-Optimized Listings — No Upsells, No Fluff, Just Pure Seller Gold
💡The #1 Rule of Etsy?
Sell what people relate to.
And there is no one more relatable than a tired mom on Etsy at midnight…
👩👧👦 Age 28–50
📱 Browsing on mobile while hiding in the bathroom
🧘♀️ Searching for gifts that make her feel seen
😂 Desperate for a laugh or even just 5 minutes of peace
She’s over the “Best Mom Ever” candles.
She wants one that says:
“When this is lit... do not ask me what’s for dinner.”
🎬 Enter stage left:
The Funny Mom Candle Sayings Bundle
A drama-filled, laughter-powered, done-for-you listing kit designed to make your shop stand out — and your candles sell themselves.
💥 Here’s What You Get:
✅ 50 Funny, Relatable Candle Sayings
Think:
– “No grandkids yet… but here’s a candle”
– “I kept everyone alive today — you’re welcome”
– “Smells like my last nerve just burned out”
✅ 25 “When This Is Lit…” Quotes
Built for boundaries, breakdowns, and blackout humor.
Examples:
– “When this is lit… silence is not optional”
– “When this is lit… I’m ignoring reality”
– “When this is lit… my brain is buffering”
✅ Etsy-Optimized Descriptions + Keyword Suggestions
– Copy-paste listings made for Etsy SEO
– Emotional hooks that connect fast
– Built-in keywords for candles, moms, gifts & self-care
✅ Commercial Use License
– Sell on Etsy, Shopify, Gumroad, Stan Store, or bundle it up as a printable gift guide
– Use for POD candles, mugs, stickers, t-shirts & more
– YES, you keep 100% of what you make
👩💻 Who This Is For:
✔️ Etsy & POD sellers
✔️ Digital marketers and bundle creators
✔️ Affiliate marketers selling in the mom/lifestyle/gift niche
✔️ Anyone targeting emotionally exhausted moms with great senses of humor
😫 The Problem:
You're stuck writing candle quotes that feel flat
You’re lost in a sea of generic gift products
You know your customers want something that feels custom… but you don’t have the time (or energy) to write 75 sayings from scratch
🎯 The Solution:
🔥 Plug-and-post content made to connect, convert, and make your buyers feel like you read their group texts
Whether you’re launching new candle designs or creating a funny Mother’s Day collection — this bundle has the quotes, the context, and the copy you need.
🎁 Here's What’s Inside:
🕯️ Item 💬 Description
✅ 50 Funny Candle Sayings Snarky, sweet, and seriously relatable
✅ 25 “When This Is Lit…” Sayings For bedtime chaos, locked doors, and mental vacations
✅ 75 Etsy-Ready Descriptions Keyword-packed, emotion-loaded copy
✅ 75 Keyword Sets Save hours of research — just paste & post
✅ Commercial Use Rights Use in your listings, products, bundles, or promos
🔥 One Simple Price.
No upsells. No downsells. Just pure product fuel.
Designed for sellers who want to stand out, connect fast, and give their buyers exactly what they’re craving.
🛍️ What Makes This Bundle So Powerful?
Because these candles say what moms are really thinking.
And when your product speaks their truth?
👉 It sells.
📥 Instant Download | 📢 Full Commercial Use |
💸 Yours for One Low Price
👇 Scroll-stopping candles start right here:
👉 [GET INSTANT ACCESS NOW]
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Here's a video I recorded about an earlier bundle of sayings, but it shows a ton of Mother's Candles...this bundle is 75 Sayings FOR MOMS ONLY. Grab yours now.
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Here's one similar to a BEST SELLER on Etsy...
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Note: This information is not endorsed or affiliated to ETSY in any way. This is my own personal knowledge of what is working now in 2022 online.
Take these 75 Done-For-You Sassy Moms Sayings and go from this to this:
🚨 P.S. Early Access Discount is live now — and the price goes up with every few sales.
Grab it while it’s hot (and hilarious).
$57, $47, $37, $27 Only $17 for all 75 of them!
but the price rises each sale
Note: The price increases each time someone buys, so go ahead before the price increases.
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